Be the First on your Block to get not just one of many, but the first in a limited run of a Box of Sphincter Crafted
Box-0-Farts, #00001 of 1,000,000!! The contents of this box was made after a hard night of evading debt collectors, knife creators, and disgruntled employes. A quick trip through Taco Bell, and BAM!! An instant must have, for the dedicated Microtech collector was born!
AND ALSO, For a limited time only! If you buy this treasure, Microtech will relocate to your location, FREE OF CHARGE!!!
I will be takeing deposits for this, and other farts, which may, or may not be ready to ship in the next 3 to 5 years.
Act fast, so you don't miss out on this once in a lifetime offer!!
NO RESERVE!!!
On Nov-23-08 at 08:51:01 PST, seller added the following information:
Be the First on your Block to get not just one of many, but the first in a limited run of a Box of Sphincter Crafted
Box-0-Farts, #00001 of 1,000,000!! The contents of this box was made after a hard night of evading debt collectors, knife creators, and disgruntled employes. A quick trip through Taco Bell, and BAM!! An instant must have, for the dedicated Microtech collector was born!
AND ALSO, For a limited time only! If you buy this treasure, Microtech will relocate to your location, FREE OF CHARGE!!!
I will be takeing deposits for this, and other farts, which may, or may not be ready to ship in the next 3 to 5 years.
Act fast, so you don't miss out on this once in a lifetime offer!!
I reserve the right to post pictures of this item on Microtechknives.org
NO RESERVE!!!